Merry Christmas from Beans!

Posted by on Dec 20, 2008 in Blog Posts | 1 comment

Hey everybody! It’s Beans! Boy have you missed me! Oops, I meant boy have I missed you! So I heard Amy the other day saying that one of you readers out there admitted you like my posts best. Don’t feel bad. I know it’s true. I like my posts best, too!

It’s been a loooooooooooong time since I’ve been able to get on the blog. Did you look at that word? It kinda looks like me. looooooooooooong. Ha! I’m funny.

I finally have my Christmas list ready. Amy has not asked me for it yet, however. I’m most disturbed by that. At this rate I’m doomed to get nothing on Christmas. Just in case she looks back at the posts, I hope she’ll see my subtle hint in this blog today. Here goes:

– a new blanket that’s made out of the same fuzzy fabric as her bathrobe, pink (looks good with my coloring).
– a case of Frankie’s prescription dog food; ALL for me. I’m so tired of Frankie getting all that special food while I eat Beneful.
– a silent night of sleep (sleep with Frankie and you’ll know why I really want that!).
– I want the peg-leg parrot rubber chew toy to disappear. It scares me.
– no clothes, please
– a helmet for Frankie. See, I have a generous heart for the elderly and I’m tired of hearing her bump into the wall. Remember, she’s blind!
– a night-night bed for every room and I’d like them to match the decor. That way, when I follow Amy room to room, I’ll have a place to rest my nose.
– sunshine to follow me in every room of the house.
– a merry Christmas for all my loyal fans out there!

Well, I’m going to go read “The Night Before Christmas”. I love the part where the narrator talks about dachshunds. You know! “Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long weiner’s nap.” You never noticed that? Frankie and I are wagging our tails over that tale!

Bye for now!

One Comment

  1. Beans – you keep us laughing! I hope you get your Christmas wish list!
    One of your many faithful followers

    PS Was sad I didn’t see you at the brunch! Maybe next time

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